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  lovelace
 
06:22pm 29/11/2004
 
mood: chipper
d00d!

Not like we ever post here anymore (how sad! ...but I digress), but CHECK IT OUT!

mouse_keteer watches this community!

I don't know her, scumm_boy. Do you?

Holy shit, we're exciting!!!
 
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It's about time. 
  lovelace
 
06:37pm 04/08/2003
  Don't even ask what this was in reference to.

Scummder: poor bev :-(
newcherry flavor: oh well
newcherry flavor: no booty calls for me
Scummder: !!!
newcherry flavor: jamie, will YOU be my bitch?
Scummder: I will indeed be your bitch!
newcherry flavor: YAY
Scummder: hehe
Scummder: "...and I'm hungry like the wolf!"
newcherry flavor: :O
newcherry flavor: rockin'!
Scummder: indeed!
 
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Well, we haven't posted in forever... 
  lovelace
 
10:33pm 24/06/2003
 
mood: hrmm.
..so here's some useless knowledge about Bev.


lovelace's LiveJournal Slut Stats
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met

52.6%
hugged

47.4%
dated

14.1%
seen topless

2.6%
seen naked

0.0%
made out

7.7%
oral sex

0.0%
fucked

0.0%
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How did Bev get dragged into this? 
  scumm_boy
 
03:04pm 28/03/2003
 
mood: BWAHAHA
[03:00:24 PM] the bev bot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ass-pills. But I did not get that. What do you like to do?
[03:00:50 PM] Scummder: I like to take ass-pills
[03:00:53 PM] the bev bot: I'm not sure if I would like to take ass-pills. What's it like?
[03:01:09 PM] Scummder: it feels like a burning tree stump going into your rectum
[03:01:12 PM] the bev bot: Take ass-pills feels like a burning tree stump going into bevs rectum ? What else feels like that?
 
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Holy butt sex, Batman! (part two) 
  lovelace
 
07:10pm 29/10/2002
 
mood: dummbb
Brynn left out:

So I says to him, I says:
Son, you're gonna make me proud.
my friend Bev says:
awww dad!
my friend Bev says:
in fact , i'm gonna go have some buttsex right now!

She probably did it so I don't seem like a jackass.

Too late!
 
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Holy butt sex batman! 
  piercinghole
 
06:13pm 29/10/2002
  my friend Bev says:
he's just...hot!
So I says to him, I says:
I know, Bev...I know *heavy sigh, hand on yo' shoulder*
my friend Bev says:
thanks, dad
my friend Bev says:
i just can't help these...sexual feelings!
So I says to him, I says:Don't let them bother you, Boy. Keep your head in thems books!
my friend Bev says:
but...daddy!
my friend Bev says:
i want to be a football star!
So I says to him, I says:
Good. Then, if yer good, you can get up on a college for free, I tell you what.
my friend Bev says:
but...i don't want to go to college!
my friend Bev says:
i want to go to...the major league!
my friend Bev says:
wait, they don't have that in football.
So I says to him, I says:
Well son, you have to go to college and be good at foot ball and take showers with men and have them stick their penis in your butt, and then a talent will go to your games and see if you're good then they'll sign you to a team.
So I says to him, I says:and you'll make lots of money and I'll live off of selling your baby pictures.
my friend Bev says:
YES!
my friend Bev says:
if buttsex will get me where i need to be, i'm all for it!
So I says to him, I says:
Son, you're gonna make me proud.
 
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Jamie and Janice being Cooool! 
  scumm_boy
 
12:23am 01/10/2002
  I would paste the conversation, but the sheer Incubus fandom would probably wound you all.

Needless to say, we are cool by default :)
 
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woah... 
  piercinghole
 
08:54pm 25/09/2002
 
mood: retarded
So I says to him, I says:
I'm just a hunka hunka burnin love!
Simon says:
indeed you are!
So I says to him, I says:
*wails on her git fiddle*
Simon says:
WOW
Simon says:
a git fiddle!
So I says to him, I says:
I my git fiddle
Simon says:
i want one!
So I says to him, I says:
YOu should get one!
So I says to him, I says:
You deserve it!
Simon says:
ha
Simon says:
how would they market a git fiddle?
Simon says:
'perfect fun for the kiddies!'
So I says to him, I says:
And a hip hoppin good time for all them old skool funktastic homies
Simon says:
whoa!
Simon says:
hip-hoppin!
So I says to him, I says:
indeed hip hoppin
 
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Muy less swank-age 
  lovelace
 
09:46am 25/09/2002
  Here is the Bev you all know and love, with her makeup and mascara...




Thank the Lord for mascara.

But now...


Sans makeup!


Sans mascara!


Sans hair!

AIEEEEE
 
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Less swank 
  scumm_boy
 
11:37am 25/09/2002
  Bev made me post this. Its not my fault.
 
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Swank! 
  lovelace
 
09:28am 25/09/2002
 
mood: swank
STOMACH!



It's my arm and part of my hip!



Whoa!
 
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  lovelace
 
09:31pm 17/09/2002
  Scumm_Boy says:
I'm listening to Bjorn Lynne!
Simon says:
so i read...in your mind!
Simon says:
...or journal.
Scumm_Boy says:
!!!
Scumm_Boy says:
oh
Scumm_Boy says:
phew
Scumm_Boy says:
I thought you were REALLY READING MY MIND!
 
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Wheee! 
  lovelace
 
05:25pm 26/07/2002
 
mood: silly
Jamie's in Toronto soooo...I will attempt to amuse myself.

YARRRGH



Hey! Look what I am!
A large and oddly shaped/colored penis? A shoe?



NOOOO! I am a weirdly shaped pink sword! I think!
Of course. Oh...OK. *giggles*

Create your own NES Comic
 
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Scary...? 
  lovelace
 
12:52pm 22/07/2002
 

Awww yeah!
 
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  lovelace
 
02:35pm 18/07/2002
 
mood: silly
Simon says:
my cousin doesn't know what the fandango is! HA! anyone who's listened to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody would know!
Scumm_Boy says:
hehehe
Scumm_Boy says:
thunderbolts and lightning! Very very frightning me!
Simon says:
galileo! galileo!
Simon says:
galileo figaro!
Scumm_Boy says:
magnifico!
Scumm_Boy says:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me!
Simon says:
he's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Simon says:

Scumm_Boy says:
spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Simon says:
YAY
Scumm_Boy says:
easy come, easy go. will you let me go?
Simon says:
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Scumm_Boy says:
BISMILLA! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Scumm_Boy says:
LET ME GO!
Scumm_Boy says:
MAMA MIA MAMMA MIA! MAMA MIA LET HIM GO!
Simon says:
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go

Simon says:
HA
Scumm_Boy says:
hehe
Simon says:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!!!!
Simon says:
FOR ME! FOR ME!
Scumm_Boy says:
for me!
Scumm_Boy says:
FOR MEEEEEEEE!
Scumm_Boy says:
*moshes*
Simon says:
YAHHH!
Scumm_Boy says:
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEEE!
Scumm_Boy says:
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE!
Scumm_Boy says:
OHHHHH BABY!
Scumm_Boy says:
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!
Scumm_Boy says:
I just gotta get out... I just gotta get right out of here!
Simon says:
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Simon says:
HA
Simon says:
we're so funny!
Scumm_Boy says:
hehe
Simon says:
oooh yeah ooooh yeah
Scumm_Boy says:
we are too cool for school
Simon says:
nothing really matters?
Simon says:
anyone can see?
Scumm_Boy says:
nothing really matters to me
Simon says:
...anyway the wind blows....
Scumm_Boy says:
\m/
Scumm_Boy says:
*gong*
Simon says:
YES
Simon says:
and that concludes our Queen sing along.
 
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  scumm_boy
 
04:34pm 18/07/2002
  Awww yeah. The first post in the community about how cool Bev and I are.

We r0x0r.
 
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