It's about time. |
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06:37pm 04/08/2003 |
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Don't even ask what this was in reference to.
Scummder: poor bev :-( newcherry flavor: oh well newcherry flavor: no booty calls for me Scummder: !!! newcherry flavor: jamie, will YOU be my bitch? Scummder: I will indeed be your bitch! newcherry flavor: YAY Scummder: hehe Scummder: "...and I'm hungry like the wolf!" newcherry flavor: :O newcherry flavor: rockin'! Scummder: indeed! |
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How did Bev get dragged into this? |
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03:04pm 28/03/2003 |
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[03:00:24 PM] the bev bot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ass-pills. But I did not get that. What do you like to do? [03:00:50 PM] Scummder: I like to take ass-pills [03:00:53 PM] the bev bot: I'm not sure if I would like to take ass-pills. What's it like? [03:01:09 PM] Scummder: it feels like a burning tree stump going into your rectum [03:01:12 PM] the bev bot: Take ass-pills feels like a burning tree stump going into bevs rectum ? What else feels like that? |
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Holy butt sex, Batman! (part two) |
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07:10pm 29/10/2002 |
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Brynn left out:
So I says to him, I says: Son, you're gonna make me proud. my friend Bev says: awww dad! my friend Bev says: in fact , i'm gonna go have some buttsex right now!
She probably did it so I don't seem like a jackass.
Too late! |
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Holy butt sex batman! |
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06:13pm 29/10/2002 |
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my friend Bev says: he's just...hot! So I says to him, I says: I know, Bev...I know *heavy sigh, hand on yo' shoulder* my friend Bev says: thanks, dad my friend Bev says: i just can't help these...sexual feelings! So I says to him, I says:Don't let them bother you, Boy. Keep your head in thems books! my friend Bev says: but...daddy! my friend Bev says: i want to be a football star! So I says to him, I says: Good. Then, if yer good, you can get up on a college for free, I tell you what. my friend Bev says: but...i don't want to go to college! my friend Bev says: i want to go to...the major league! my friend Bev says: wait, they don't have that in football. So I says to him, I says: Well son, you have to go to college and be good at foot ball and take showers with men and have them stick their penis in your butt, and then a talent will go to your games and see if you're good then they'll sign you to a team. So I says to him, I says:and you'll make lots of money and I'll live off of selling your baby pictures. my friend Bev says: YES! my friend Bev says: if buttsex will get me where i need to be, i'm all for it! So I says to him, I says: Son, you're gonna make me proud. |
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woah... |
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08:54pm 25/09/2002 |
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So I says to him, I says: I'm just a hunka hunka burnin love! Simon says: indeed you are! So I says to him, I says: *wails on her git fiddle* Simon says: WOW Simon says: a git fiddle! So I says to him, I says: I my git fiddle Simon says: i want one! So I says to him, I says: YOu should get one! So I says to him, I says: You deserve it! Simon says: ha Simon says: how would they market a git fiddle? Simon says: 'perfect fun for the kiddies!' So I says to him, I says: And a hip hoppin good time for all them old skool funktastic homies Simon says: whoa! Simon says: hip-hoppin! So I says to him, I says: indeed hip hoppin |
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Muy less swank-age |
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09:46am 25/09/2002 |
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Here is the Bev you all know and love, with her makeup and mascara...

 Thank the Lord for mascara.
But now...
 Sans makeup!
 Sans mascara!
 Sans hair!
AIEEEEE |
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Swank! |
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09:28am 25/09/2002 |
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STOMACH!

It's my arm and part of my hip!

Whoa! |
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09:31pm 17/09/2002 |
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Scumm_Boy says: I'm listening to Bjorn Lynne! Simon says: so i read...in your mind! Simon says: ...or journal. Scumm_Boy says: !!! Scumm_Boy says: oh Scumm_Boy says: phew Scumm_Boy says: I thought you were REALLY READING MY MIND! |
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02:35pm 18/07/2002 |
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mood:  silly
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Simon says: my cousin doesn't know what the fandango is! HA! anyone who's listened to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody would know! Scumm_Boy says: hehehe Scumm_Boy says: thunderbolts and lightning! Very very frightning me! Simon says: galileo! galileo! Simon says: galileo figaro! Scumm_Boy says: magnifico! Scumm_Boy says: I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me! Simon says: he's just a poor boy, from a poor family Simon says: Scumm_Boy says: spare him his life from this monstrosity! Simon says: YAY Scumm_Boy says: easy come, easy go. will you let me go? Simon says: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO Scumm_Boy says: BISMILLA! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO! Scumm_Boy says: LET ME GO! Scumm_Boy says: MAMA MIA MAMMA MIA! MAMA MIA LET HIM GO! Simon says: Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Simon says: HA Scumm_Boy says: hehe Simon says: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!!!! Simon says: FOR ME! FOR ME! Scumm_Boy says: for me! Scumm_Boy says: FOR MEEEEEEEE! Scumm_Boy says: *moshes* Simon says: YAHHH! Scumm_Boy says: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEEE! Scumm_Boy says: SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE! Scumm_Boy says: OHHHHH BABY! Scumm_Boy says: CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY! Scumm_Boy says: I just gotta get out... I just gotta get right out of here! Simon says: Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here Simon says: HA Simon says: we're so funny! Scumm_Boy says: hehe Simon says: oooh yeah ooooh yeah Scumm_Boy says: we are too cool for school Simon says: nothing really matters? Simon says: anyone can see? Scumm_Boy says: nothing really matters to me Simon says: ...anyway the wind blows.... Scumm_Boy says: \m/ Scumm_Boy says: *gong* Simon says: YES Simon says: and that concludes our Queen sing along. |
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04:34pm 18/07/2002 |
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Awww yeah. The first post in the community about how cool Bev and I are.
We r0x0r. |
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