| It's about time. |
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| 06:37pm 04/08/2003 |
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Don't even ask what this was in reference to.
Scummder: poor bev :-(
newcherry flavor: oh well
newcherry flavor: no booty calls for me
Scummder: !!!
newcherry flavor: jamie, will YOU be my bitch?
Scummder: I will indeed be your bitch!
newcherry flavor: YAY
Scummder: hehe
Scummder: "...and I'm hungry like the wolf!"
newcherry flavor: :O
newcherry flavor: rockin'!
Scummder: indeed! |
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| How did Bev get dragged into this? |
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| 03:04pm 28/03/2003 |
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[03:00:24 PM] the bev bot: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ass-pills. But I did not get that. What do you like to do?
[03:00:50 PM] Scummder: I like to take ass-pills
[03:00:53 PM] the bev bot: I'm not sure if I would like to take ass-pills. What's it like?
[03:01:09 PM] Scummder: it feels like a burning tree stump going into your rectum
[03:01:12 PM] the bev bot: Take ass-pills feels like a burning tree stump going into bevs rectum ? What else feels like that? |
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| Holy butt sex, Batman! (part two) |
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| 07:10pm 29/10/2002 |
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Brynn left out:
So I says to him, I says:
Son, you're gonna make me proud.
my friend Bev says:
awww dad!
my friend Bev says:
in fact , i'm gonna go have some buttsex right now!
She probably did it so I don't seem like a jackass.
Too late! |
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| Holy butt sex batman! |
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| 06:13pm 29/10/2002 |
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my friend Bev says:
he's just...hot!
So I says to him, I says:
I know, Bev...I know *heavy sigh, hand on yo' shoulder*
my friend Bev says:
thanks, dad
my friend Bev says:
i just can't help these...sexual feelings!
So I says to him, I says:Don't let them bother you, Boy. Keep your head in thems books!
my friend Bev says:
but...daddy!
my friend Bev says:
i want to be a football star!
So I says to him, I says:
Good. Then, if yer good, you can get up on a college for free, I tell you what.
my friend Bev says:
but...i don't want to go to college!
my friend Bev says:
i want to go to...the major league!
my friend Bev says:
wait, they don't have that in football.
So I says to him, I says:
Well son, you have to go to college and be good at foot ball and take showers with men and have them stick their penis in your butt, and then a talent will go to your games and see if you're good then they'll sign you to a team.
So I says to him, I says:and you'll make lots of money and I'll live off of selling your baby pictures.
my friend Bev says:
YES!
my friend Bev says:
if buttsex will get me where i need to be, i'm all for it!
So I says to him, I says:
Son, you're gonna make me proud. |
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| woah... |
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| 08:54pm 25/09/2002 |
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So I says to him, I says:
I'm just a hunka hunka burnin love!
Simon says:
indeed you are!
So I says to him, I says:
*wails on her git fiddle*
Simon says:
WOW
Simon says:
a git fiddle!
So I says to him, I says:
I my git fiddle
Simon says:
i want one!
So I says to him, I says:
YOu should get one!
So I says to him, I says:
You deserve it!
Simon says:
ha
Simon says:
how would they market a git fiddle?
Simon says:
'perfect fun for the kiddies!'
So I says to him, I says:
And a hip hoppin good time for all them old skool funktastic homies
Simon says:
whoa!
Simon says:
hip-hoppin!
So I says to him, I says:
indeed hip hoppin |
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| Muy less swank-age |
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| 09:46am 25/09/2002 |
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Here is the Bev you all know and love, with her makeup and mascara...
Thank the Lord for mascara.
But now...
Sans makeup!
Sans mascara!
Sans hair!
AIEEEEE |
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| Swank! |
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| 09:28am 25/09/2002 |
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STOMACH!
It's my arm and part of my hip!
Whoa! |
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| 09:31pm 17/09/2002 |
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Scumm_Boy says:
I'm listening to Bjorn Lynne!
Simon says:
so i read...in your mind!
Simon says:
...or journal.
Scumm_Boy says:
!!!
Scumm_Boy says:
oh
Scumm_Boy says:
phew
Scumm_Boy says:
I thought you were REALLY READING MY MIND! |
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| 02:35pm 18/07/2002 |
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mood:  silly
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Simon says:
my cousin doesn't know what the fandango is! HA! anyone who's listened to Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody would know!
Scumm_Boy says:
hehehe
Scumm_Boy says:
thunderbolts and lightning! Very very frightning me!
Simon says:
galileo! galileo!
Simon says:
galileo figaro!
Scumm_Boy says:
magnifico!
Scumm_Boy says:
I'm just a poor boy, nobody likes me!
Simon says:
he's just a poor boy, from a poor family
Simon says:
Scumm_Boy says:
spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Simon says:
YAY
Scumm_Boy says:
easy come, easy go. will you let me go?
Simon says:
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
Scumm_Boy says:
BISMILLA! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Scumm_Boy says:
LET ME GO!
Scumm_Boy says:
MAMA MIA MAMMA MIA! MAMA MIA LET HIM GO!
Simon says:
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Simon says:
HA
Scumm_Boy says:
hehe
Simon says:
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me!!!!
Simon says:
FOR ME! FOR ME!
Scumm_Boy says:
for me!
Scumm_Boy says:
FOR MEEEEEEEE!
Scumm_Boy says:
*moshes*
Simon says:
YAHHH!
Scumm_Boy says:
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STONE ME AND SPIT IN MY EYEEEEE!
Scumm_Boy says:
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIE!
Scumm_Boy says:
OHHHHH BABY!
Scumm_Boy says:
CAN'T DO THIS TO ME BABY!
Scumm_Boy says:
I just gotta get out... I just gotta get right out of here!
Simon says:
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here
Simon says:
HA
Simon says:
we're so funny!
Scumm_Boy says:
hehe
Simon says:
oooh yeah ooooh yeah
Scumm_Boy says:
we are too cool for school
Simon says:
nothing really matters?
Simon says:
anyone can see?
Scumm_Boy says:
nothing really matters to me
Simon says:
...anyway the wind blows....
Scumm_Boy says:
\m/
Scumm_Boy says:
*gong*
Simon says:
YES
Simon says:
and that concludes our Queen sing along. |
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| 04:34pm 18/07/2002 |
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Awww yeah. The first post in the community about how cool Bev and I are.
We r0x0r. |
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chipper
lovelace